Things that annoy me today

- When store signs contain spelling errors (i.e. HUGE TENT CLEARENCE SALE)

- When people who drive on the highway have no concept of 'fast lane' - move the F over if there is someone behind you who is trying to go faster than you

- People who drive bikes on the road but have no clue as to the "Rules of the Road"

- People who don't hold the elevator door open for you when it is closing and you are RIGHT THERE

- When people call me and then don't really say anything - uh, excuse me, but did you call for a reason?!?

- Rude people in movie theatres

- Setting up meetings over the lunch hour

- Being on this stupid cleanse and not being able to have a big plate of spaghetti when for the love of god that's all I really want please help me

That is all.