Swoon 101

Want to make me swoon?

When we’re out with friends, lean over to our friend, who is sitting beside me, and give her a big thank you. When she asks why, tell her it’s because if it wasn’t for her, we never would have met. Then continue to tell her that I am the best thing to ever happen to you. After you give her a big hug, lean into me and whisper in my ear, telling me that I have your heart, that I have your soul, and that you want to spend your life with me.

I promise, I’ll melt like butter.