Cold cocked

Funny story from my weekend. Spent a few hours Saturday touring the sex shops around town with 2 girlfriends. Some were looking for fun toys to share with their men, others were looking for fun toys to share with themselves.

We giggled a lot...all 3 of us are extremely comfortable with our sexuality, but some of the items in those shops are just so outrageous you cannot help but giggle like a 12 year old school girl. Take, for instance, the 13 inch rubber dildo that is (supposedly) a mold taken directly from an African-American porn star. This thing was almost as long as my arm, for god's sake. How any woman would willingly take anything like that is beyond me.

The Triple Whammy Strap-On.

The Baby Bunny Pussy Juicer.

The highlight of the day was when, standing looking at vibrators, the largest rubber penis I've ever seen fell off of the wall above us, narrowly missing the head of one of the girls. This thing must have been a foot and a half long. The woman who was manning the till comes running over as we all stood there, laughing and staring in awe...and what does she say?

"Good thing that wasn't up a bit higher....you really could have gotten cold cocked."

That was it...we lost all self control and laughed out loud for a good 5 minutes.

Seriously...that was some funny shit.