Uh-oh

Yes, it's only 7:30 in the morning, and already I am willing the day away so that I can head out for happy hour and start misbehaving.

Even though I am battling an evil cold, and am supposed to be cutting back on my drinking, I feel like going out and causing trouble. I swear I woke up this morning with an evil glint in my eye...I can feel it twinkling right now as I type this. And I have a little smirk going on that is slightly raising the left side of my lips, kind of like an "I know something you don't know" type smirk.

This cannot be good.

And to top it all off...word just in that we're all going bowling. Yessssssss