OK, one more thing....maybe two.
When driving in the fastlane on the Deerfoot, during rush hour traffic, please ensure that you are doing at least the speed limit. In case you didn't know, the speed limit is 100 km/hour...not 90, not 80, and DEFINITELY not 70. You know those signs that say "Slower traffic please keep right"? They are posted for a reason....reason being to keep you from getting RAN THE FUCK OVER by those of us who are keeping up with the speed limit, or in my case, exceeding it.
So move it on over, pokey Joe, and everyone will be just fine.
And while you're in the process of changing lanes to get out of the way, don't forget to turn off your signal light. Seriously...can you not hear the ticking sound or see the light blinking on your dashboard? If you've moved over already, turn off your indicator. It messes with the rest of us on the road who don't know if it's safe to pass you or not!
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